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Things That You Do, Which Shouldn’t Be Done
THINGS THAT YOU DO, WHICH SHOULDN’T BE DONE !
We all end up craving for our loved ones, thinking what went wrong in the relation, wishing time to come back so that we could just undo everything we regret, or take back the words we bluntly let our mouths speak, so here’s a compilation of some little things, that we often just unintentionally do, and pay for later.
THINKING THAT FLOWERS ARE THE ULTIMATE GIFT
You’ve jut started dating someone, all lovey dovey, you are just head over heels over someone.
Everything they do seems so cute to you, and when there’s a special occasion, like a birthday or your first hug anniversary(yes, people do celebrate them)
and you are like, I’ll buy her a nice flower bouquet, and your girl goes all mushy mushy -
“AWWWWWWWWWWWW, THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE ”
Months pass,you are celebrating your first kiss month anniversary (mind it, its a monthly affair)
Your girl brings you a nice tee, and you my friend, bought her a nice,
AWWWWWWWW, (though this time its superficial), still,she manages to generate a smile.
WAKE UP! its valentine’s day, of course you forgot to buy her a gift, but, you think flowers are the ultimate gift!
Candle light dinner, mushy talks,and now, the gifts!
She buys you a nice ring, and you, the smart one, why waste money on a ring?
JERK! couldn’t you just spend a few bucks to get her a real gift?
SHE’LL PUT THE FLOWERS IN A VASE, AND BREAK THAT VERY VASE OVER YOUR MISER HEAD!
Of course you deserved it,
lesson learned- FLOWERS ARE NOT THE ULTIMATE GIFT!
THINKING THAT REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS IS ENOUGH
We all know that a guy who remembers birthdays, is as common as a girl who likes cheap gifts.
(rare, but there are a few)
So, you set up reminder in your phone to help you remember that you need to set up a reminder of your girl’s birthday(WE WONT DIRECTLY SET UP A REMINDER FOR THE BIRTHDAY).
Days pass, and suddenly, at 11: 59 pm, your alarm rings!
BABY’S BIRTHDAY (yes, we do use BABY, as a nickname)
wow, you call her up, wish her happy birthday, exchange a phone kiss, and
go back to sleep.
Next day, she invites you to her birthday party,
You’re blooming with self satisfaction that you somehow managed to be with her on time,
you wear a nice shirt, put up a cologne, buy FLOWERS( the guy didn’t read the first point of this list), and go to her party with a huge smile.
And when he sees the other guests, and the big gifts in their hands, he just realizes-”DUDE, I DIDN’T BUY A GIFT”
Of all the time you wasted thinking that just wishing her is enough, wish you’d have used it to
set up a reminder in your phone, to buy her a real gift!
and the next thing you know, she’ s hugging someone else at the party and tryin to show you what that other guy bought for her, and mind it, IT WON’T BE A BOUQUET!
MAKING HER JEALOUS IS A GOOD IDEA
You’ve got tired of being taken up for granted.
You want her to realize that how charming and valuable you are.
You’ve spent enough nights searching wikipedia-”HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL”
Just to come up with one great idea-”MAKE HER JEALOUS!”
BINGO, you start using facebook for longer durations trying to search for a perfect girl to
make your girlfriend jealous.
AND YOU END UP FINDING A HOT FRIEND OF YOURS!
At first, it’ll surely work, she’d care more about you.
Ask you how your day was.
Ask you what she can do to make you happier.
Well, you should consider it as a sign that your motive is achieved and you should stop now,
but no! YOU’RE A GUY!
And, we cant stay away from messing things up.
So, you decide to continue making her jealous, And the next thing you see,
your girlfriend posting on the hot girl’s wall-
MY BOYFRIEND ISN’T GOOD IN BED!
BRAVO MY FRIEND!
Now, you wont be able to make her jealous any more, and by the way,
CONGRATS! for being the butt of all female jokes in your circle .
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HER FRIENDS TOO
Such a jewelled idea, making her friends with your friends, so that you wont have to manage time between your girlfried and your friends. Every one stays happy, your friends like her, your girlfriend enjoys being with your friends.
You hang out together, you play, laugh watch movies together, and that’s all the happiness you’ll get .
NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:
* Your friend’s end up hitting on her (yes we are like that)
* your friend’s end up telling her how you used to tease gir’s on roads.
* you call your girl, and she tells you to call later because, she’s HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
* Your friends call your girlfriend before you while making plans(it will infuriate you, believe me)
SO, please, If you want to keep your friends, don’t even think about -MY FRIENDS, YOUR FRIENDS BABES
HER FRIENDS , ARE YOUR FRIENDS TOO
So, if she can be friends with your pals, why can’t you? right?
Don’t even think about it!
All the times you send her female friends , requests on facebook, they’d call her up and say-
“HI, YOUR BOYFRIEND JUST ADDED ME ON FB, SHOULD I ACCEPT?”
And believe me, it wont be pleasurable!
All those moments, when you’d text her friends – WHATSUP?
she’ll forward that text to your girl, because, thats how it is!
AND Then, you’ll have to answer like a tonne of weird questions -
“WHATS THE NEED OF SENDING THEM REQUESTS AND EMBARRASSING ME?”
“WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SAVING MY FRIENDS’ NUMBERS?”
” DON’T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FRIENDS?”
“WHY ARE YOU SUCH A NYMPHO?”
and the best one-
“WHY DON’T YOU SLEEP WITH THEM?”
hahaha, gosh, I wish we could , but hey, you’re still in big trouble, so please,
dont consider her friends as yours,
believe me , GIRLS CAN BE DEMONICALLY EVIL!
I hope, you did learn something, because,
ask me, its not at all a good experience, being on the learner’s end!
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